[ this account is old and trash but ill leave this behind w/o editting ]
THE KEYS TO LIFE, AS TOLD BY
There are many reasons as to why you cannot bring yourself to type up this type of sociohomoeroticnecrophilliaclochnessmonster.
The reason may not be clear enough, but it will come to you eventually. Just like a glass of water poisoned by the GHB of existence. Just like a lone wolf that has just spent the night sleeping in the carcass of his beloved camel in order for some sort of warmth in the cold desert of death. Just like how you don't know if you're gonna get bitch slapped for pulling on another girl's jello-covered weave for a measly 50$ so that you can go back home and feed you're baby daddyless triplets. Not many things are clear, Luna. That is why we exist. we live to find out what lies beyond the path of life, to uncover the veil of lies, to find out why Tiger Woods is not really a Tiger in the woods.
One day it will be clear, Luna. One day when you can finally uncover that veil.
Life is unexpected.
It's like a black man becoming a respected politician.
Like a strip club in Iraq.
Like a German with banana hands.
Like a Canadian marrying a penguin.
Many things in life are unexpected, Luna.
One day you, too, will come to realize this crazy reality.
Why dost thou laugh? Dost thou find the meaning of life amusing? The century old question of whether or not we reach full enlightenment? This is not a laughing matter, for the path of righteousness will only open to those who seek it and take it in with all seriousness. Like a tied up uke who must please his master. Like a man finding out that he will not receive his favorite rapper in a pack of M&M's. Just like how a group of children find out they are not really just playing a children's card game. Like a how the world has taken in all of our waste and taken it like a man! For it is our great mother earth that knows when you will reach that point in life, Luna! It is she who decides! The day of judgment is nearing us and it is then when we will truly know our fate!